Okay, three things. 1.) Seriously, I need someone to help me carry this gut of lard around all day while I eat. 2.) My stretch marks are ruining my first and oldest tattoo. 3.) My belly button doesn’t know what to do with all this excess fat and skinâ€
Imagine accidentally running into her on a hike like this. I’d at the very least ask to get a deep throat from her. You know she’d more than likely be down