Your conservative wife doesn’t own a bikini so you think it was fine that she was going for a beach holiday with her white boss and co-workers, until she sent you this and asked you if they would like it.
you just got caught trying to steal precious jewels from the museum. luckily the instant encasement trap works like I charm. now...should I hand you over to the police? or should I hang you up as an art piece in the main hall? decisions, decisions ! (fee