Went to a work lunch (Mexican) and on the way home my belly started bloating up. I had to waddle hope like this and can’t make it stop, I’ve grown so huge already. My dress is going to rip open.
I'm waiting for him to come home, see me half naked, something in his pants gets hard, I'll take off his pants and take him in my hands and in my mouth and I won't stop until he shoots me