At school, all the guys dreamed of fucking the literature teacher, especially when she wore a short skirt and fishnets. What did I dream about? I dreamed of being in her place.
Sir, a maid had to leave my employ most suddenly, and so I was seeking a speedy replacement. I requested some particulars from the agency, and one candidate had enclosed a photolithograph. Do you know, I think she will be just perfect for the position.