Sir, My philanthropy is widely known, but today I felt I could go further. With immediate effect I have instigated a penny increase in all female staff wages. Staff merely have to work naked to receive this bonus. (Subject to Lady B___'s absence)
Hi! I'm the little that left my husband recently. I'm getting set up in an extended stay hotel room so I thought I would make the bed look like home. Stuffy names in the comments!
