Cow girls are such simple creatures. Only mooing, milking and mating matters. They are very docile and breedable too. Cow girls are easily created by injecting the subject woman with Moodrug and then making her watch the Moospiral. (PastelDaemon)
My gf left me for her ex and I couldn't resist stealing some of her stuff before she left. If she only knew that I don't even care because I've been craving a real man too